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Mariah Carey’s Christmas Special: 5 Highlights - Aylin Zafar - Culture - The Atlantic

Yay!  CELEBRITY FUNERAL: Mariah Carey is TONIGHT!  8pm at UCBT.  I have been bedridden all week, so I’m happy that my bit is in a wheelchair.  (I play a woman whose arms and legs were eaten by a dog who grew agitated listening to “Emotions.”) Please come out!  The cast is BONKERZ!

Still waiting to hear if my Professional Wheelchair Pusher (Ramsey Ess) has recovered from his flu.

I’m equally excited about the cast of this show!! And about my bit as a woman whose website cannot be accessed unless you confirm you are over 18 and can handle very adult content. I’m talking about MARY CAREY, my friends. Whoa boy.